meme from Chloe

A meme came to rescue me from my lack of inspiration. Thanks to Chloe. None of the questions look particularly interesting to me, but that's the challenge - it's the answers that can make it fun.

1. The phone rings; whom do you want it to be? Someone from the phone company telling me my phone will be cut off, I hate phones.

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? Mais oui! When there isn't a coin in there, there is a plastic piece in the shape of a coin that is always useful. What else was I supposed to do? Put the cart inside the car boot?

3. If you had to kiss again the last person you kissed, would you? Je ne regrette rien!! (pardon my french)

4. Do you take compliments well? What's cute? This old thing? I've had for years! It makes me look fat! Oh, my hair is a mess! Don't look at my pores...

5. Do you play Sudoku? I've been sober for almost a year now, but I was addicted. Time flies when you're playing and ironically I loved it more when I had tons of things to do.

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive? I'd freak out, I might survive physically, but I would be a lunatic for the rest of my life, like little Victor in that Truffaut film, L'enfant Sauvage (here I go again!).

7. Do you like nipple rings? Please, no! I don't like most piercings.

8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid? Please, I'm traumatized enough. lol

9. If a sexy person were pursuing you, but you knew he/she were married what would you do? Well, half of marriages end in divorce, right? hahaha No, I'm sorry. Marriage should be sacred, if a person isn't respecting those vows, I wouldn't want to marry him, which doesn't mean that I wouldn't listen to his reasons.

10. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you? Of course I could. I'm very open-minded about religion. As long as it didn't mean I'd have to wear a veil or never go out of the house - my personal freedom could never be compromised.

11. Do you like to pursue or be pursued? Isn't pursue a very strong word? I prefer stalking LOL But I definitely don't like being stalked.

12. Use three words to describe yourself at the moment: Sleepy, lazy, slow.

13. Do any songs make you cry? Could you rephrase that: what songs DON'T make you cry?

14. Are you continuing your education? I'd rather be dead than stop learning. Learning is my life - I'm a Sagittarius :)

15. Do you know how to shoot a gun? Why would I know that? I live in Portugal.

16. If your house were on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed? Yes, Chloe, my computer would be my first thing too. But isn't it stupid? Why grab something digital? There is no smell or touch in the computer. It is useful but almost meaningless.

17. Who was the last person you shared a bed with? I can't remember. I don't like sharing beds with people, I'm afraid.

18. Whom do you text the most? My friend, the surfer girl, and you don't want to read those messages!

19. Favorite children’s books? The Malory Towers by Enid Blyton :) sweeet

20. What do you buy at the movies? I like chocolate.

21. Do you know how to play poker? I want to learn that!

22. Do you wear your seat belt? Are you insane? Of course!! It's not only safe, but it's cheaper when the police comes.

Feel free to consider yourself tagged!