Sunday, September 11, 2005

Addicted to Frasier

I didn't find Fraiser very funny in the beginning but now I'm totally addicted.

In this episode (Death and the Dog), the dog Eddie was looking depressed so...
Daphne: "You know, I've heard they have therapists for dogs. Do you suppose a dog psychiatrist could be the answer?"
Frasier: "Only if the question is, 'What is the most asinine thing we could possibly do?!'"

"Dog Psychiatrist: If human Eddie were planning a dinner party, what might he serve?
Martin: I'd say meatloaf. But not the plain kind, but the one with the fancy tomato soup glaise on top.
Niles: It might be a bit under done though, he has trouble reaching the knobs on the stove!Daphne: Poached salmon. I don't know why!
Psychiatrist: Interesting. Question two: What do you imagine human Eddie's first words to be?Frasier: Well, I hope "Give me a breath mint"! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Right, next one.
Psychiatrist: What do you imagine would be human Eddie's favourite cologne?
Martin: Aqua Velva. It's a little strong but I think he can pull it off.
Daphne: Grey flannel. I don't know why!
Frasier: Cologne? Well, actually I think he would prefer toilet water!
Niles: By the way, same answer for favourite beverage!

Daphne: If Eddie were one of the Beatles, I think he'd be George. I don't know why!
Frasier: And yet she's never been commited. I don't know why!"